Celebrities I’ve had dreams about recently:
Ryan Gossling giving me anxiety because he liked me and not Kenzie.
Peter Frampton kissing my cheek.
Trey Parker and Matt Stone coming to my play and calling me odd.
James Franco hugging me in a cashmere sweater.
wow this guy spent a lot of time making this…. btw, amen brotha
Today I Bought Cheesy Poofs At Walmart
I’m a Samantha ;)
Last night I had a dream that I went on a date with Ames from the Bachelorette. We had no chemistry, he left, and then I got into a fight with a sassy black girl.
“You’re a virgin who can’t drive.”
… yep
